These Days It Feels Nice to Break Stuff 🔨
Look, it’s a psychologically weird time right now. I haven’t spoken to a new human in three weeks, I’ve downloaded TikTok, and I’m still not drinking enough water.
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Coachella weekend one just ended and you're feeling the FOMO? F*ck that. You're going to Cleochella for a chance at $500.
It happens before your eyes. Suddenly Instagram’s full of girls in crop tops and flower crowns, everyone’s got a picture at a big ferris wheel, and there’s a giant astronaut for some reason? It all looks so magical…
But we’re going to let you in on a little secret: Coachella sucks.
What you don’t see on Instagram? The pizza’s $12, drunk bros keep stepping on everyone’s toes, and the porta potties reek unlike anything you’ve ever smelled.
This year, it’s going to be different.
And guess what: not only is Cleochella free, but you actually might win $500 for going. So grab your flower crown and get ready.
🎡 type “Cleochella” to Cleo in-app
🌴 screenshot your favorite Cleochella festival moment
🌸 share it & tag us on twitter or IG
That’s it. You’re entered to win $500.
$500 that can be put to a lot more fun than Coachella.
Look, it’s a psychologically weird time right now. I haven’t spoken to a new human in three weeks, I’ve downloaded TikTok, and I’m still not drinking enough water.
Even though you’re totally gonna BOYCOTT BLACK FRIDAY, it still exists
Know what's great in lockdown? QUIZZES. You probably know what Pizza you are, you definitely know what Disney character you are and if you're super on the whole 'I want to dissect my entire personality because I need to be told how I be' thing, you might've even found out your love language.